It was with a heavy heart that we left Luang Prabang - not only had we fallen on love with this town, our journey south signified the last stage of our trip. Once we left Laos, there were only two weeks remaining to rejuvenate ourselves on the Thai islands... I know, I'm really tugging at everyone's heart strings right now. Pity us, and our wonderful holiday!
But first, we still had Vang Vieng and Vientiane to consume: the first being the infamous tubing town; the second the über-relaxed capital of this small nation.
The bus trip (actually it was a minivan-such luxury!) from Luang Prabang to Vang Vieng was a vast improvement to our previous transport experience, and one that took us through the back streets of the Laos countryside, over the tops of mountain passes, through lush jungle-clad valleys and along patched up roads that had been hit by landslides. At one point the paved road just disappeared off the edge of a cliff, and to the left were two old guys digging out the mountainside to carve a new path for us to drive along. The landscape in Laos is spectacular. I don't think I have seen so many lush shades of green in such a short space of time. Rice paddy fields swayed next to swathes of old jungle forest - surely some of the last remaining in the world - their canopies reaching up to the sky where they are met by karst-like peaks that carve their way through the clouds, giving way to scrub and hardier plants that can only survive at such altitudes. It really was a paradise of flora, with so many different varieties, all in the same breathtaking scene.
After six hours of bumpiness and in parts, a painstakingly slow ride (our driver seemed to have no confidence in his brakes; instead choosing to drive down each mountain in first gear and at a speed of 10 km/h, we arrived safely in Vang Vieng, back on the riverbanks of the Mekong and in the loving embrace of what seemed like 10,000 hostels looking for business. Vang Vieng used to receive backpackers in their droves - gap yaahs and 'never go homes' who were seeking thrills and pleasures by sailing down the Mekong in a rubber tube, while being hauled into bars along the riverbank to ingest vast quantities of alcohol and happy pizzas. That is, until numpties started dying along the way because they'd get so off chops and hurl themselves into the river off zip lines and end up banging their heads on rocks and drowning. Fun times! So, last year the Laos government decided to close the whole enterprise down, leaving just three bars in business and a whole load of accommodation sitting empty. Still, better that than people killing themselves. I suppose...
Even though the experience was clearly a fraction of days gone by, we still caught a glimpse of what it must have been like in the heady naughties. You collect your rubber tube in the morning and catch a tuk tuk to a place about three kilometres upriver. Once wedged into our homes for the day, we started to float downstream, karsts on either side of us, with houses dotted along the riverbank interspersed with washing lines and fishermen. The organisers are clearly keen for you to start drinking early as the first stop-off was only 100 metres or so down the river. Water bottles attached to long lengths of rope are hurled into the water which you duly catch and then wait to be dragged onto shore. Once back on terra firma we were given our first Laos whiskey of the day (actually doesn't taste too bad, but is way stronger than it feels), before settling down for a couple of beers while watching the young'uns play a good ol' game of beer pong. Once lubricated, it was time to pick up our tubes and continue downriver to the next bar. More shots, more beer, hot sunshine and really bad music certainly made for a surreal experience, and there were clearly some festive goers who refused to let go of long-forgotten heady days. Body paint came out (not sure how well that goes down once back on the river), singing ensued and we could tell that for some people things were going to get messy. After a couple more hours it was back to our tubes of joy for the next leg of our journey and down to the final bar of the day. I won't deny that by this point the Laos whiskey had started to take effect and things started to get a little hazy. We'd been told that the float back to town was at least another hour down the river and under no circumstances could we arrive back any later than 6pm - not only to ensure you get your deposit back on the tube, but also to make sure you're not sailing along the Mekong in the pitch black and inadvertently heading back to Luang Prabang because you missed the last stop. So, at 5pm we set off on our merry way expecting a relaxing last hour on the water. Bearing in mind we had no way to tell the time on the water, we were completely clueless as to how much further we had to go. Was it around the next bend? As the sun set, the need to 'paddle' (who would have thought that thongs would make such good oars?) became all the more urgent, and our last thirty minutes of floating through paradise were spent concentrating on reaching our destination as fast as possible, all the while sitting in a rubber ring, quite tipsy and with no sense of direction. As the final light started to fade, we saw up ahead people clambering out of the river and hobbling over rocks to what looked like a make-shift path back to town. We paddled furiously to this speck in the distance and got out just as the sky and the Mekong blended into each other under the cover of darkness. I somehow managed to lose my thongs as I was getting out of my tube (two pairs in a week, so unfair!), and they are now probably half way to China. Still, get home we did, and with full desposits rembursed - hurrah! I'm ashamed to say it certainly wasn't a late one, and I was tucked up in bed by 9pm, such is my inability to cope with daytime drinking these days! It was probably for the best though, as the next morning we had an 8am bus down to the capital, Vientiane.
Our journey was fine and swift, not nearly as grand as the trip from Luang Prabang to Vang Vieng, but still worthy of spectacular countryside views, accompanied by a few good iPod tunes. Vientiane has more of a large town feel to it than a capital city. No one beeps, shouts, pushes past you or vyes to get your custom. Food is cheap and the beer is cheaper, and the only architecture that gives away this city's capital status are a few communist-esque government buildings lined along the river that look over beautiful ancient temples and somewhat detract from their mysticism.
We only had one night here, as we'd decided to cut our financial losses and fly down to Phuket the next day for extra beach time on the islands. We checked in to a rather strange hostel, run by a worn out Aussie who looked like he should have given up going to raves 20 years ago, but was still clinging on to his 'yoof' by dancing to spaced out ambient music and chatting to his ever-so-young ladyboy wife. (Sadly, Vientiane has its fair share of dirty old western men leering after young beautiful Laos women). After downing bags we set off to explore (well, mainly eat) our way through the town. The food was delicious to say the least and all of what we had come to expect from Laos cuisine. Papaya salad for me; Laos pho for Ais. By evening, we had ventured into the night market in the hope of finding replacement thongs/flip flops (just to clarify) for me, but instead ended up scoffing our faces on salted deep-fried fish and tofu and bbq'd lamb sausages. Money well spent and a great way to finish our Laos outing.
And so, the next day we were up and out early, and on our way to the airport for our very last stop-off: two weeks of doing and achieving nothing, somewhere on a beach in Thailand, where we will no doubt reflect on all the wondrous things we have seen and done over the last six months.